Jess Bailey

Dear electric warming mattress cover,

I love you.

When my mother first told me about your existence, and how you could warm my bed, I was skeptical. After opening your package and reading your instructions, I was hesitant of your effectiveness and power. When unfolding and securing you to my king size mattress, I was frustrated with the number of cords that were required to give you power.

But now, oh now, after having slept in the most blissful toasty warmth that can only be enjoyed by someone that lives in a drafty old apartment, I beg you to forgive me. After the cords had been secured, and the 2-button control placed on my nightstand, I am convinced of your greatness!

You are the most wonderful thing that has happened to my bed since the new bedskirt of 2008. Thank you for coming in to my life!

With love and respect,

Jess